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Lost and found 

First you shove a XL unlubricated condom down ur childs throat causing them to suffocate before the baby can cry for help you chuck it down a river with a rock tied to their leg, this is where the police will find the dead and washed up baby by the river banks causing them to put it in lost and found
Omg Jamie! Did u really throw our newborn to lost and found!?!?!

Lost and Found 

n. Term used to describe a bedside storage container for forgotten items left behind by others.
Gary, do you have a hair tie?" she asked. "Maybe, let's check the lost and found for something Judy might have left, babe."
Lost and Found by N73_BlugrasS February 22, 2011

Lost and Found 

Lost and Found is a Christian rock band. Michael Bridges and George Baum are the two members. Michael plays guitar and George plays piano/keyboard. They can be visited at www.speedwood.com.
Some songs by Lost and Found are: Baby, Lions, and Be Not Afraid.

Lost and Found Department 

or, LAFD, where pickpockets stash their swag
"Has he shown you the Lost and Found Department with all his swag?"

"Naw, he don't trust me."

lost and found child

A child that was found after being kidnapped

A child in the "Lost and Found" bin
Didn't you hear? Billy's a lost and found child.

found and lost 

a name most people who watched banana fish won't forget, ever. even if they just hear 'lost and found', they may think, "that reminds me of found and lost".
"have you listened to found and lost?"
"yeah, it's good but it makes me sad."
found and lost by jtkwkrnjfwjn5grfm December 30, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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