Lorenna Bobbit 

A female sexual sadist, but not a criminal, from the US state of Virginia.

IMHO Lorenna Bobbit isn't a criminal, just a sexual sadist; cutting off your husband's penis when you find him in bed with his mistress isn't a crime, just a cruel and unusual punishment.

Lorenna Bobbit by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2017

Lorenna Bobbit 

A female sexual sadist, but not a criminal, from the US state of Virginia.

IMHO Lorenna Bobbit isn't a criminal, just a sexual sadist; cutting off your husband's penis when you find him in bed with his mistress isn't a crime, just a cruel and unusual punishment.

Lorenna Bobbit by Uncle Dimma April 24, 2021

The Lorena Bobbit 

A sexual act. Obviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hard core booty sex, squeeze your butt cheeks together as tight as you can, and start violently jumping and thrashing your ass around, in an effort to rip his dick off. (To reach true Lorena status, you must take the severed dick for a drive and then toss it out the window.)

His ex gave hime "the lorena bobbit". Thats how he ended up in the hospital

The Lorena Bobbit by cordlessyeah February 13, 2019

Lorena Bobbit

When a women cuts off a man's penis.

"Oh my god, she just pulled a Lorena Bobbit on me!"

Lorena Bobbit by omfghi2u2 October 25, 2006

Lorena Bobbit Smoothie 

When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.

You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.

Lorena Bobbit Smoothie by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008

Lorena Bobbit Blow Job 

The vengeful act of performing oral sex on a man... and then biting his dick off.

Giving a Lorena Bobbit blow job is like high-fiving Lorena herself. Hell yeah, girl. Cheaters gon' cheat.

"Did you hear about what Jesse James did to Sandra Bullock?"

"Yeah! That asshole deserves a nice, wet, sloppy Lorena Bobbit blow job."

Lorena Bobbit Blow Job by Kristentacle March 15, 2011

Lorena Bobbitt 

An abused woman who finally snapped. She was verbally, emotionally, and physically abused by her psycho ex-Marine husband; one night after he raped her, she got a carving knife and cut off half of his penis. She was found not guilty due to insanity; her husband spent the rest of his worthless life working mediocre jobs including: wannabe porn star, limo driver, and tow truck operator...oh, yeah and beating his other girlfriends/fiancees.

1) Lorena Bobbitt brought the problem of marital rape to national attention.

2) If you guys abuse your girls, they may pull a Lorena Bobbitt on you.

Lorena Bobbitt by Bastard Deserved It December 14, 2010