Lord Jesus 

The way, the truth, and the life, and no one goes to the father except through confessing that Jesus is Lord, and believing in your heart that God raised him from the dead.

Lord Jesus will do good to you, Because he is the Lord.

Lord Jesus by rimnuthefolf September 7, 2023

Lord Jesus Perm 

A Straightening Perm that causes the ends of the hair follicles to gracefully swoop upward in a heavenly manner, similiar to the hairstyle depicted in pictures of "White Jesus".

1. "I'm bald headed but i used to have a Lord Jesus Perm" - E-40

Lord Jesus Perm by NorthernCalifoolya1988 September 3, 2010

Lord Jesus Christ 

-The son of God who died on the cross so that everyone's sins could washed away.
-Was the only human being to ever walk the earth without giving in to sin. The rest of us have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.
-Loves us so much even though we continue to sin and disregard the ten commandments.
-in this day and age, the world and all its material possessions + the devil blind us from the truth!
-the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.

When atheists or non-Christians are on their deathbeds, they will realise then that the Lord Jesus Christ is real and that he is the way/truth and life.

Dear Lord Jesus Christ,
Thankyou for dying on the cross for us!
Please forgive the sins that we have committed and help us to forgive those who have sinned against us.
In Jesus wonderful name we pray,
Amen.

Lord Jesus Christ by God-bless-you April 18, 2007

dark lord jesus

When Jesus decides to pull a Morgan freeman So he can fuck black bitches

john: Man Dark lord Jesus sure is one for them black bitches

dark lord jesus by I_No_Gay_Boi December 1, 2017

Fag lord Jesus 

This is the king of all faggots. They pray to him everday and night to keep him happy. Thye might even bend over for him

Faggot 1: Did you pray to fag lord jesus
Faggot 2: no i forgot, might as well bend over

Fag lord Jesus by hungryChicken February 6, 2019

beat the lord jesus 

Rural Irish colloquialism expressing astonishment, disbelief, or even admiration for any random fact.
Variants include "Beat the Holy man" when in polite company, and "Beat the fuck" when amongst friends.

"Johnny down the road turned his tractor over on the road the other night after drinking 14 pints in the local"
"Beat the Lord Jesus!"

"I went to Africa on holiday, and it was 45C every day there"
"Beat the fuck."

beat the lord jesus by niamh o'toole March 28, 2008

Oh lord jesus 

When someone does something dumb out of no where.
When someone looks dumb.
When something happens unexpectedly.

Jocelyn: "hey, did you see ally's makeup today?"
Arlette: "no why?"
*arlette sees ally's horrifying make up*

Arlette: "oh lord Jesus"

Oh lord jesus by issasneak August 10, 2017