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Lord have Jesus is an misspelling of some other word. Its also used in comedy.
Jon : Want to see my automatic fleshlight?

Dave : Lord have Jesus.
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by SIMPostor December 19, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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