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A person who is lazy and unwilling to do what it takes to succeed in any of lifes endevours. One who will ride the government for any and all handouts instead of getting a JOB and supporting themselves.

*NOTE: This does not apply to those who are physically or mentally not capable of sustaining employment.
That dude should get a job and start to straighten his life out, but he refuses to do so, therefore he is a lopnic.
Lopnic by ThStoney1 May 12, 2009
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binaural loptic beats 

Binaural Loptic Beats can be split up into different definitions for easier consumption.

Binaural is the sounds you hear, like violins or a harp or even birds and the sounds of flowing water. As long as it has no driving force and doesn’t carry impulse then it can be considered to be binaural. This is the most subjective component of a binaural loptic beat.

Loptic refers to the rhythm, the driving force, the heart. It drives the track forward and makes it addictive. It can be anything from drums to simple changes in the duration of note or chord lengths, anything that can be considered, or heard to be, a beat.

Some albums, or singles, can be a perfect balance of binaurality and lopticality (like port gentil) whereas some can be more binaural orientated, and conversely more loptically orientated (king bromeliad).
Did you hear that new album from ________?
Yeah its full of binaural loptic beats
A what?
What?
binaural loptic beats by Ceb_1 June 25, 2021
Related Words
Lopnic Lonica lonicy lipnicki Lonic LONICAR lonice lonicera Lonicio lopic
A beautiful girl who attracts attention where ever she goes. she is classy and is loved by everyone. She is also smart and talented. This girl is a tech junkie but at the same time loves to be outside. Most people call her Loni.
Dang.....She's cute, smart, and classy.That must be a Lonica!!!!
Lonica by Lulu2020 July 30, 2016

lornicka 

Lornicka is a loving girl, who enjoys life and is easily outgoing and nice to talk to. She laughs when necessary but if you piss her off just make sure you run as fast as you can. She finds love hard to find due to trust issues, but at the same time a few months down the line if you are a genuine guy you'll have her heart so don't break that bond because she can be very self conscious about herself and image due to insecurities and not feeling pretty or good enough.
That girl lornicka is nice to talk to don't you think?
Lornicka can be a bitch when she's ready, you gotta not test her patience.
lornicka by Yagga yo November 21, 2013

lopsicle 

1. (v) a reaction to the sighting of a sexalicious babe including huidekoping.

2. (n) slang for a sexalicious babe.
that mary is a total lopsicle. who wouldn\'t want to huidekoper?
lopsicle by prescott April 26, 2005
a combination of lol and nice. Used when laughing at something enjoyable.
"I'm craving sphagetti-o's, what's wrong with me?"
"I have a can you can have!"
"Lonice!"
lonice by "My Sara" December 12, 2008
A Lonicio is a great guy and he will also be there for you no matter what. He can make you laugh so easily but be where he loves to play video games a lot but he will also try to make time for you. Lonicio is nice and sweet and caring and funny. You will love to have a lonicio has your boyfriend because he is cute and weird but you will love him because of that. You will be so happy to be his best friend.
girl I am having so much trouble with this boy

lonicio what the freak did he do to?!

girl he won’t leave me alone and keeps being sexually to me and I hate it!

loniciobe back

2 hours later

girl what happened to you?

lonicionothing just know your safe now.

A lonicio will also have your back no matter what
Lonicio by Night•-•wolf March 27, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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