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fiddling a loose one 

when you give someone with whiskey dick a hand job to try to get it up, but of course, they have whiskey dick, so you can't get it up. so the penis just kind of flops around while you fiddle with it. the worst thing that can happen to a drunk and horny individual.
Girl 1: "Man, Casey had whiskey dick, so I was fiddling a loose one for a while"
Girl 2: "Dude that sucks...sorry you didn't get it in!"
fiddling a loose one by theOGfiddler69 September 23, 2017

A loose one 

When in a scenario where everyone is naked (usually in locker room or the showers), and you stick your finger in their butthole when they look away.
Hey Mike, let's give the newbie a loose one
A loose one by Briskly April 21, 2019

lose one's cool 

Not staying cool and in control. The opposite is to keep one's cool.
Don't lose your cool, man!

One will fail if one lose one's cool.

loose ones 

single cigarettes sold largely in inner city communities (the term originated in baltimore, maryland) by young men. outside the corner store or at a train station is usually where these boys slang their shit.
young man: ayyo, i got dem loose ones hea, loose ones yo
customer: young man, lemme get tew of dose
loose ones by Lester Freamon November 7, 2007

lose one's shit 

To have a complete mental and physical breakdown as a result of someone's jackassery or assholery.
When I mentioned I wanted to become a woman, my girlfriend totally lost her shit.

Good grief, if you kids don't stop with this jackassery, I'm going to lose my shit!
lose one's shit by groovygrrl October 13, 2004

Lose one's ass 

Do so bad that you lose even what's impossible to lose, your ass.

In the Old West people used to bet their ass (donkey) in gambling and lose it, so that’s where this saying started.
We lost our ass on that game.

If this presentation doesn't go well I'll lose my ass!

To lose one's ass is to lose all.
Lose one's ass by kloon882 April 28, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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