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Looking up your name on the Urban Dictionary 

Trying to find a way of showing that you have a big dick without them seeing your dick.
Person A: You better not be looking up your name on the Urban Dictionary again! It's just gonna ypsay you have a big dick!
Person B: Exactly

looking up words on urban dictionary 

Something you do when you're incredibly bored. Words usually consist of

A. Random shit.
B. Words that have meanings that relate to sex.
C. Your own name. Usually one of the definitions contain "large penis".
A person is looking up words on urban dictionary. The things he searches are...

A. fuck
B. one eyed trouser snake
C. mike

looking up names on urban dictionary 

when you look up the definitions of names on this site. one usually looks up your own name, then their friends. the top results are usually flattering which give leeway to the assumption that the definitions are just made by a name-owner's SO. sometimes they can be strangely accurate.
Brad: What are you doing?
James: looking up names on urban dictionary. the top definition for your name says you're an amazing person.
Brad: oh wow. your's says you're a good dude.
James: lets bang
Brad: ok no homo

Looking Up Morrowwind Cheats 

An excuse to use when you're actually surfing for porn.
John: Hey man what's up?
Daniel: Oh uh, nothing, um, I'm just looking up Morrowwind Cheats.
John: Was that porn?

looking up a dead mule's ass 

to rehash the past
"Sometime's it's not worth looking up a dead mule's ass."

Looking up girls kissing 

Most lesbians (or other wlws) looked up girls kissing at a young age. The primary device used for looking up girls kissing is usually a communal/family device such as a computer or tablet, resulting in mortification once discovered in the search history.
Lesbian: "I was looking up girls kissing when I was 8 on the family computer."
Other girl: "the signs were all there."
Lesbian: "...Yup..."
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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