Loogene 

A fictional character which is the evolutionary character of a loog. Rhymes with 'Toohey' and is AKA xander

friend: I just hatched a baby loogene
Friend 2: wow man, since when was toohey and loogene
Friend: dunno, xander told me

Loogene by jjjlongy October 29, 2010

Loosened his Vowels 

When someone has been holding in their uneducated opinion about a topic of conversation then feels that their mouth must explode with verbal diarrhea.

Donald shared his take on the current affairs of the world . He was completely clueless. The bullshit spewed from the open sewer in his face once he Loosened his Vowels!!!

Loosened his Vowels by will bitten September 14, 2017

I Loosened It For You 

What a guy says, with no hint of sarcasm, after he tries to open a jar of Mayo and fails, and his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend opens it after him.

Guy 1: Hey man, can you open this jar of Mayo?

Guy 2: Sure

<grabs jar out of hand of Guy 1 and strains considerably at opening it. He fails and hands it to his 95 lb. twig-shaped aneorexic girlfriend, who pops that shit open like it aint no thang.>

Guy 2: I loosened it for you...
<As Guy 1 laughs>

I Loosened It For You by G-Negro December 15, 2008

Mr. Longenecker 

History teacher at Lower Dauphin. He is the reincarnation of Jesus himself and can shape-shift into any being he wants. He is immortal and rules over us mere mortals.

Mr. Longenecker is literally God.

Mr. Longenecker by Hulk’s Giant Green Penis May 18, 2019

I loosened it for you 

What people say when a task they were trying to accomplish was accomplished by someone else due to the first person's actions.

Literal:
Guy #1 tried to open jar but can't
Guy #2 takes jar and opens it easily
Guy #1 says "I loosened it for you..."

Not literal:
Girl #1: "What do you call something that's out of date and now irrelevant?"
Girl #2: " Oh! Oh! Oh! I know this... It starts with an O!"
Girl #3: "......OBSOLETE!"
Girl #2: "...I loosened it for you!"

I loosened it for you by GRAMMAR-POLICE October 16, 2010

Lougene 

A boy named Lougene is amazingly attractive, People like johanna can not stay away, always hoping a boy like this will sit next to them in english.

Abs of steel, a chiselled physique and a heart of gold.

Synonyms: Smart, Sexy, Attractive, Huge.

a boy named lougene

Lougene by johanna mann June 3, 2011

loogered 

loogered: to persuade someone to do something they really dont want to do by continually pestering them until they give in to your request.

pronounced: loo-ger-d

Emma said no way im not cleaning the fish tank out but i loogered her into doing it eventually.

loogered by bobnot1 June 7, 2010