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this is not a word but i strongly believe that longered should be a form of longer as lengthen is a dumb word and its hard to spell. so essentially longered is lengthen but cooler. so start saying longered instead of lengthen.
it might be better if we longered the school day instead of shortening it
Longered by imsleepdeprived December 14, 2018
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Loomered 

When you find out the person you are seeing is Transgender.
"I took this girl out for coffee and things went well but later I learned that she was trans."

"Oh wow, you got Loomered"
Loomered by Cavebeater June 30, 2023

Loomered 

The Final scene of a Bukkake Film.
They really #loomered all over her face pretty hard
Loomered by KnoxHarringtonIII August 20, 2018

Loomered 

When independent journalist Laura Loomer surprises the subject of a news story on camera with a question the public wants answered but the mainstream media refuses to ask
James Comey got Loomered!
Loomered by Write Winger May 28, 2018

Loomered 

When Laura Loomer squats her dirty bloomer over your face and lets out a big queefy queef .
(Female Jewish accent) oh gawd baby are you ready to get loomered
Loomered by EthanRalph October 21, 2018

Loomered 

When someone is confronted with overwhelming evidence of something they're guilty of doing and caught off guard by a line of questioning, usually resulting in someone running away or assaulting the inquirer when being called out. This almost always results in the inquirer being thrown out of a public venue where they've approached and questioned the subject.
Man, did you see that politician being confronted by that journalist ? They freaked out and assaulted the journalist then ran behind security instead of answering her questions. That politician just got Loomered.

Maxine, honey, you just got Loomered.

I caught my boyfriend with another girl, so of course, I Loomered them both.

I saw Keith walking downtown, so I took the opportunity to ask him about the domestic abuse allegations, he wouldn't answer me and instead ran away. Keith 100% got Loomered.
Loomered by JustMeHK September 2, 2018
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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