Loogee

n 1. A small (or small-ish), non-destructive* piece of art made to be left or given anonymously by one person to the next.

A loogee can be anything from a drawing of a hotdog talking to a salad, to a sketch of a tugboat puffing his cigarette to a drawing of Frankenstein in a bathrobe.

by Loogee March 4, 2011

hawking a loogie

hacking a loogie hauking a loogie loogie

When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).

by Eppypotamus January 20, 2019

Loogled

noun: person. one who knows all random things. Adjective: the act of inquiring of one who can find any and all information in less than 15 seconds. Noun: The source of pertinent links to anything you want to know about. Complete with pictures.

"I can't believe you knew that"
"you've been loogled"

"how the hell do you know all this crap"
"I'm loogled"

"I wish i could be as loogled as you"

by haaaayz December 6, 2009

Crack Whore Loogie

An act of oral/nasal sex. The man jizzes on a flat mirror and girl uses a razor-blade to make lines out of it. She then snorts it up her nose, hocks it back, and spits it out.

variation- Crack Whore Snowball - same actions as before, but the girl spits it back into the dudes mouth

Lisa's low on tissues. Must be busy giving crack whore loogies.

by Viking Phlegm January 7, 2009

penile loogie

what one shoots into a urinal after they masturbate in a company bathroom

The secretary looked so good that I had to go blow a penile loogie in the bathroom

by connorsji May 8, 2008

Loogie Paradox

The Loogie Paradox, also known as the Spit Catch 22, refers to a phenomenon of hocking a loogie in another's mouth and while the other returns the favor.

Guy 1: Bro, I just spit in my girlfriend mouth and she spit back
Guy 2: That sounds a lot like the Loogie Paradox

by Launix4eva September 16, 2021

LOOGEY

A blob of snot. lung butter. Yellow Jello. An oyster. An unidentifiable mass of goo of probably disgusting origins. A chewy substance that is difficult to swallow. A throat rocket.

A loogey in your Big Mac can spoil your day.

by simbasat May 13, 2005