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A Lonigan is a communist retard who is normally considered a “Creeper” by the female species; activities of a Lonigan consist of drawing, Drinking Tea, And Checking out little kids, they also have a tendency of supporting the fallen political system of Communism.

Even though Lonigans think they have a chance with women, they are sadly mistaken. For women think they are the creepiest lowlifes to have ever graced god’s green earth.

So the Lonigans of the world will remain basement virgins for all of eternity, drawing and fantasizing about the fake women they create and hang on their bulletin boards.
Woman: Ewwww! he's such a lonigan.
Man: Yeah, he definatly will be a virgin for life.
Lonigan by Jason Lemay May 9, 2008
A Lonigan is a communist retard who is normally considered a “Creeper” by the female species; activities of a Lonigan consist of drawing, Drinking Tea, And Checking out little kids, they also have a tendency of supporting the fallen political system of Communism.

Even though Lonigans think they have a chance with women, they are sadly mistaken. For women think they are the creepiest lowlifes to have ever graced god’s green earth.

So the Lonigans of the world will remain basement virgins for all of eternity, drawing and fantasizing about the fake women they create and hang on their bulletin boards.
Woman: Ewwww! he's such a lonigan.
Man: Yeah, he definatly will be a virgin for life.
Lonigan by Jason Lemay May 8, 2008
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A 6'1 communist idiot claims to be the van gogh of his era. Spends majority of his time drinking and wallowing, leering wikipedia and drawing his regrets and wanking to the hope of finding a group on down on their luck prostitutes. A man whore. Never sleeps....too busy drinking and screwing men and women. Crying drunkenly about friends and girls and children from the hours of 12 am to 5 am at which time he has a shower and wanks. Than rapes an iphone til he gets soemone to agree to pleasure his sick sick fantasies,. which he later draws about in a motel he claims to hate but really loves. an attention whore. smells like shame.,
Look it's Lonigan!

He's looking as pathetic as ever.
Lonigan by LoniKKK December 27, 2011

Lanigan-O'

A nickname used to describe the THC containing resin that comes off cannabis called kief. The origins of the word come from the surname Lanigan-O'Keeffe due to the last syllable of the name 'keeffe'. The word is predominantly used in North London
Theres so much Lanigan-O' at the bottom of my grinder, this is gonna be a great joint
Lanigan-O' by thcman March 28, 2013

Longanistas

A group of friends, involving at least a few Filipinos, who regularly meet while celebrating their "best lives". Just like the Filipino sausage that inspired the name, the Longanistas are linked together for life with a strong bond of friendship and mutual respect for each other. Most Longanistas are very sweet, but some are spicy characters that keep the conversation interesting and never dull. Every Longanista is independently confident and strong-minded, but together, as Longanistas, they are a force to be reckoned with.
They are always loud and having a blast during their parties, they must be Longanistas.
Once a Longanista, always a Longanista.
There was lots of drinking, lots of food, lots of singing and jokes all around, now that was a proper Longanista party!
Longanistas by Actually!Leo September 29, 2021

longanimity 

A propensity to patiently tolerate something unpleasant.
It took longanimity to overcome his insomnia.
longanimity by LiteraryGeek December 15, 2008

Loonigan 

Someone who is physically and mentally out of control. From "lunatic" and "hooligan".
Dad you're such a loonigan
Loonigan by Ricoid January 4, 2011
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