Longsch 

The word longsch is a term used in the same way as "Voice channel", You will have to use the "Longsch-Calling-Room" to "invite" people into your Longsch. (This basically means Lounge)

Charlie: Yo waddup :b: wanna hang out in my Longsch?
Stephen: Sure bro!! Lets go in the Charlie Longsch mate
Charlie: Sure mate

Longsch by zMiez August 5, 2018

Longshafting 

Named after the great Edward Longshaft, who was famous for the use of his extremely large member and his excessive thrusting that accompanied it in his bedroom antics. The term longshafting refers to any pelvic thrust over 2 feet in length during sexual intercourse. It does not have to be accompanied by a 2 foot member, and should be used cautiously as it can result in serious harm for those involved. The pile driver is the most efficient and safest position to use when learning the skill of longshafting.

"Hey, you know that girl from town the other night? We went back to hers and it got freaky. She had to bite down on her own arm when i started longshafting her."

"It has a major bend to the right in it cause i broke it one time when i was longshafting my ex girlfriend."

Longshafting by AJ Phlare August 19, 2009

longchu 

Longchu is the result of swapping the moveset of Ganondorf with that of Pikachu in the Wii game Super Smash Bros. Brawl. This can only be done by a haxxor.

In the months before the release of Super Smash Bros. Brawl in the US, MeleeKirby had a podcast in which people could watch him play his Japanese copy of the game. One day he started to screw around with his disc and was able to switch the movesets of certain characters. Because the game could not handle this level of haxs, abominations of these characters were born. When pikachu was given the moveset of ganondorf, the result bore a striking resemblance to longcat, as was pointed out by tecnic22 in the chatbox next to the podcast. It is most commonly used in exclamations when referring to said character.

Other nicknames for hilarious-looking moveset swaps are Crab Link (Toon Link w/ Metaknight's moveset) and Mr. Game and Whatthefuck (Mr. Game and Watch w/ R.O.B.'s moveset).

tecnic22: LONGCHU IS LOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!
tecnic22: BEOW!!!!!

longchu by PitLine October 21, 2008

longchamp

To expel feces while trying to be humorous by emitting gas from the anus.

He had to go home and change his underwear since he longchamped himself.

longchamp by Ndubb1 April 2, 2022

Longship2 

A cringe kid who plays cringe games

Aidan: "That is so sus"
Longship2: "Eww Cringe"

Longship2 by CrypticGrim July 20, 2021

Longshadowed 

To get surprisingly intoxicated from only a few beers.

I really got longshadowed when we were out last night.

Longshadowed by Thebeerista June 22, 2018

Wangston R. Longshanks III 

The best ever name for your johnson. Ever. Period.

She wanted to see Wangston R. Longshanks III, so I unzipped and whipped him out right there.

Wangston R. Longshanks III by Peter . Heineken May 29, 2008