longchu 

Longchu is the result of swapping the moveset of Ganondorf with that of Pikachu in the Wii game Super Smash Bros. Brawl. This can only be done by a haxxor.

In the months before the release of Super Smash Bros. Brawl in the US, MeleeKirby had a podcast in which people could watch him play his Japanese copy of the game. One day he started to screw around with his disc and was able to switch the movesets of certain characters. Because the game could not handle this level of haxs, abominations of these characters were born. When pikachu was given the moveset of ganondorf, the result bore a striking resemblance to longcat, as was pointed out by tecnic22 in the chatbox next to the podcast. It is most commonly used in exclamations when referring to said character.

Other nicknames for hilarious-looking moveset swaps are Crab Link (Toon Link w/ Metaknight's moveset) and Mr. Game and Whatthefuck (Mr. Game and Watch w/ R.O.B.'s moveset).

tecnic22: LONGCHU IS LOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!
tecnic22: BEOW!!!!!

longchu by PitLine October 21, 2008

longchamp

To expel feces while trying to be humorous by emitting gas from the anus.

He had to go home and change his underwear since he longchamped himself.

longchamp by Ndubb1 April 2, 2022

longcut 

When a "shortcut" takes longer than the normal route, or saves no time at all.

Person #1: Dude just take the next turn, it's a shortcut.
Person #2: You mean longcut? By going that way, it'll add an additional twenty minutes to our trip for sure.

longcut by illEATurHARTout December 11, 2004

Longcut 

A route which is technically longer in distance but is faster timewise. This may be due to traffic on the normal/shorter route. Or slow moving vehicles which use the road, such as tractors. Using a Longcut may also be faster due to different speed limits.

A to B = 10 miles but is 30 minutes
A to Longcut to B = 13 miles but takes 25 minutes

Longcut by capncrunch January 2, 2008

Taking a LongCut 

Taking the longest possible route to a destination. Commonly takes place in a automobile, the driver always knows many other shorter approaches to reaching your given destination, but he or she always wants to go on a road so long, painful,and depressing, that you would rather invite the Local Pedophile over to babysit your children, then be in the car with this person.

Some Common Signs From The Driver That Your About To Embark on a Longcut.

1. Signs of silence from the person driving. This may just be constipation, or fatigue, but most frequently your about to go on a 45 minute ride, when you planned on just making a quick little trip.

2. Grinning, Smiles that indicate that he or she has complete control, and is about to Rock You Like a Hurricane. ( Completley Usless Reference.)

3. He or She shows Confusion,
As if you have traveled so far away from home, that even the Driver doesnt know exactly where you might be.

All Samuel wanted to do was go to the gas station real quick and get a liter of Coke for his semi-formal "Get Together" later.....

When his ride arrived, he was assured by the driver that they were taking a shortcut,

Once this never ending endeavor began to take a trip to the gasstation, Samuel quickly relized the ultimate form of betrayal that was sitting right next to him.


" You MotherFucking Cunt ! Why the fuck are we Taking a Longcut ! "

Taking a LongCut by Endicott's LoverBoy- JMINS April 20, 2009

longcrunchybaguette 

a person who changes their aesthetic every 5 minutes, bases their personality on a kid's show, and genuinely enjoys milk by itself 🥺

longcrunchybaguette is so emo 😍

longcrunchybaguette by marinetteslostfreedom June 9, 2021

Longchamp

1. a french man/woman who is extremely attractive, with angular legs and curly hair.

2. a very distinctive type of laugh, usually associated with squealing, cackling, snorting, yelling, drawing attention to one's self, or covering one's mouth with one hand, while audibly laughing...and slapping the person in whom one is sitting next to

3. the quality of lacking basic storytelling skills
(so the other day...*laughs* it was so insert any adjective)

4. the characteristic in which causes one to cross the line of funny and awkward...every time given the opportunity

*people look questioningly at a short legged, curly headed, yet extremely attractive person*
person one: "they must be a Longchamp"

Longchamp by LongchampWannabe February 24, 2011