Lolitp 

1. the most hated person in Modesto, California

damanisjc1: as if you the famous lolitp would be persuaded by acting
damanisjc1 (7:21:16 PM): lolitp, the druid acolyte
KyleMinus2 (10:52:08 PM): Well, lolitp, you have been talking to me since the seventh grade
KyleMinus2 (10:52:17 PM): and now I am in 12th.
KyleMinus2 (10:52:34 PM): and I still don't have any idea who you are

Lolitp by Clicker March 15, 2004

lolity

lolity is a mix of quality and lol

when you want to say something is absolute quality and funny, you can just say 'lolity'

Person 1: Hey Dude, shaniqua and crystals fight down da park is hilairous

Person 2: i know, its lolity.

lolity by bestthingineverhad July 9, 2011

lolita fashion 

Lolita is a Japanese street fashion inspired by Rococo and Victorian eras. This fashion is meant to be very modest and innocent looking with frills and lace. Round cupcake shapes skirts and aristocratic like blouses.

Do you know where I can buy lolita fashion?

lolita fashion by Misterskullfaceguy March 20, 2016

lolitsalex 

A 48 year old man who plays a block game and asks egirls for nudes and in return he lets them into his house. He does this because he suffers from hair loss and cannot pick up girls irl.

Basically another term for a Pedo

Me:"Stop being such a lolitsalex Jason."

lolitsalex by Bindless April 6, 2017

lolitsalex 

A family friendly guy that makes qua-

Oops, almost lied there. A guy who has no life and edates for a living

Don't be such a lolitsalex kid, you're trash at the game

lolitsalex by hotobobo November 15, 2017

lolitics 

1: A category of images featuring political figures and/or situations, humorously captioned in teh LOL style.

2:An image in the lolotics category

"I think I like lolitics and failing about the same"

"Have you seem my favorite lolitics? It's the one with Obama at the podium pointing his hand sternly, and he's going "EVERYONE CHILL THE FUCK OUT, I GOT THIS!"

lolitics by metheuspro January 8, 2009

lolitician 

any person involved in politics or newsworthy behavior pictured in an image captioned in teh LOL style, that is, in a lolitics picture.

My favorite lolitician is the guy holding the "death to juice" poster.

lolitician by metheuspro January 8, 2009