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Loldition 

Person: I just wrote a loldition of _____
Loldition by TuleRune November 8, 2009
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Lolational 

Used to describe something funny like, lolation but a different version.
"Mattaldinho is FUNNY"
"Yeah, he's lolational"
Lolational by Mattaldinho December 9, 2008
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Lolation 

Can be used like lol in response to something funny or can be used to describe a funny event/series of events.
"You guys remember the time when we masturbated while hangliding!"
"haha, yeah, that day was lolation"
Lolation by Mattaldinho December 9, 2008

Lolationship 

A relationship in which both parties (even the girl) are very lol
if a guy and girl are both lol people and they get in a relationship then it could be called a lolationship
Lolationship by charles_james May 24, 2009

LOLSATION 

THE sensation of laughing out loud.
Bob: Hi guys
Stan: Hey BOB
*hot girl approaches Bob*
*Bob Falls down*
Stan:LOLSATION BOB
LOLSATION by BALOK GROUP June 22, 2009

Locnition 

A person who retwists hair for you to star your dreads or retwists hair so you can see the parts in your head when beginning your dread journey!
I needed my new dreads retwisted so I went to my locnition stacia_locs_ to go book my appointment and get them retwisted
Locnition by Daypesonyc April 5, 2021

Lotition 

To murder someone for their hot chocolate

Or

Lotitious: the urge to murder someone for their hot chocolate
Person 1: I feel like some hot cocoa today.

Person 2: I'm feeling particularly lotitious today as well, shall we go wait in the alleyway?

Person 1: Most definitely. I think I saw someone go in there with a cup of cocoa earlier. Do you have your gun?

Person 2: Always. You never know when you get a chance to lotition someone!
Lotition by GlassAngel January 18, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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