Definitions by Mattaldinho

Lasdection 

When something or someone is sponsored by an unhealthy product which is inappropriate or frowned upon to advertise.

You can't let Budweiser be your sponsor, it encourages people to drink alcohol, that's a prime example of lasdection

Lasdection by Mattaldinho December 25, 2010

Rhetorical Phone Call

A term coined by UK Grime artist; JME, meaning a phone call that you don't answer. Stems from the term 'rhetorical question' which is a question that doesn't require an answer, such as "Are you silly blad?".

When she phones me I can't be bothered to answer, might as well call it a rhetorical phone call

Rhetorical Phone Call by Mattaldinho December 13, 2010

Hangliding On A Friday 

Hangliding on a friday refers to the superstition that it is bad luck to hang glide on a friday. The superstition originated thanks to the mass hangliding tragedy of 1972, where 18 hang gliders lost control of their instruments in Lancashire, England as gale force winds ruthlessly sent them flying around in dangerous circles. 7 people died and the weather had been fine the whole month apart from that day, the previous friday and the following friday.

"I'm going hang gliding with my fiance on friday"
"WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH, you don't wanna be doing that, remember the mass hangliding tragedy of 1972! You should never go hangliding on a friday!"

Hangliding On A Friday by mattaldinho April 27, 2010

Lolgasmic 

A feeling that can come from laughing or the feeling when your having a lolgasm

"Whoah good one!"
"Yep, i'm getting a lolgasmic feeling, haha"

Lolgasmic by Mattaldinho March 31, 2009

Gatch 

Another word for stealing something. To gatch is to steal, a gatch is someone who steals a lot, like a robber.

1. "Blud I dare you gatch that mandem's bag"
2. "Allow that mandem, he's a gatch"

Gatch by Mattaldinho December 17, 2008

Lolagician 

Someone who is very funny. A magician of laughter, makes other people 'lol'

Homie - "ahh thats a good one, your the best lolagician i know"
Mattaldinho - "why, thank you"

Lolagician by Mattaldinho December 16, 2008

Lolation 

Can be used like lol in response to something funny or can be used to describe a funny event/series of events.

"You guys remember the time when we masturbated while hangliding!"
"haha, yeah, that day was lolation"

Lolation by Mattaldinho December 9, 2008