Lotition

To murder someone for their hot chocolate

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Lotitious: the urge to murder someone for their hot chocolate

Person 1: I feel like some hot cocoa today.

Person 2: I'm feeling particularly lotitious today as well, shall we go wait in the alleyway?

Person 1: Most definitely. I think I saw someone go in there with a cup of cocoa earlier. Do you have your gun?

Person 2: Always. You never know when you get a chance to lotition someone!

Lotition by GlassAngel January 18, 2009

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lotation

when you attempt to make a song parody, but you fuck it up so bad, that a new word is created to explain how fucking bad it ended up.

Steven tried to make an ocean man parody but it ended in lotation.

lotation by Manuel69 October 1, 2017

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Lotition • lotation • Lopition

Lotation

A Low Rotation

A: Damn man thats a key lotation!
B: Whats that?
A: A low, rotation.

Lotation by bing soy August 23, 2022

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Lopition

Lopition (Adjective), Commonly used in Middle Schools, is a slur that announces someone as a victim of "the toilet twisties", a type of horseplay were two people shove human feces in eachothers Pubic Area.

I was really annoyed when Max gave me Toilet Twisties, he didnt know how much the word "Lopition" Offended me

Lopition by imaginedragondeeznutsonurface! August 25, 2022

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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