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Lotition 

To murder someone for their hot chocolate

Or

Lotitious: the urge to murder someone for their hot chocolate
Person 1: I feel like some hot cocoa today.

Person 2: I'm feeling particularly lotitious today as well, shall we go wait in the alleyway?

Person 1: Most definitely. I think I saw someone go in there with a cup of cocoa earlier. Do you have your gun?

Person 2: Always. You never know when you get a chance to lotition someone!
Lotition by GlassAngel January 18, 2009
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when you attempt to make a song parody, but you fuck it up so bad, that a new word is created to explain how fucking bad it ended up.
Steven tried to make an ocean man parody but it ended in lotation.
lotation by Manuel69 October 1, 2017
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A: Damn man thats a key lotation!
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Lopition 

Lopition (Adjective), Commonly used in Middle Schools, is a slur that announces someone as a victim of "the toilet twisties", a type of horseplay were two people shove human feces in eachothers Pubic Area.
I was really annoyed when Max gave me Toilet Twisties, he didnt know how much the word "Lopition" Offended me