Typically found in South
Texas, the Lounge Latino can be identified by their overgelled
black spiked hair, black button down dress shirt with some subtle design throughout, a pair of $250 jeas and
black pointy shoes. They tend to travel in groups of 4-6 identically dressed Lounge Latinos, and can be spotted at 'ultra lounges' during weeknights sipping $12 vodka redbulls and not hitting on
girls (ironically picking up girls is the whole reason for going out to begin with).
If you are approached by a pack of Lounge Latinos
don't be alarmed, they're typically harmless and respond positively to rounds of starfuckers or pink panty droppers. Women should be on high alert however, as the
candy shots will build up in the Lounge Latino's system throughout the night and result in an unfounded burst of sexual confidence
Lounge Latino (noun)
"Orale! Let's
get dressed all
pretty and go to that
new ultra lounge next to the whataburger under the train tracks off the IH-10 access road. We can drink starfuckers by the bar and not get laid"
"Tambien, can I borrow some of your pomade? I ran out doing my fauxhawk"