Logolosis 

(noun) 1) to sleep next to, or near, a log, 2) to become closer in proximity to a log or stick during your sleep, 3) a sleep disorder, causing the individual to require a log to sleep next to in order to enter REM sleep.

My logolosis is acting up again.
I can't seem to get any sleep. Could it be logolosis?

Logolosis by kikel April 3, 2007

Logolosis 

(noun) 1) to sleep next, or near, a log, 2) to become closer in proximity to a log or stick during your sleep, 3) a sleep disorder, causing the individual to require a log to sleep next to in order to enter REM sleep.

My logolosis is acting up again.
I can't seem to get any sleep. Could it be logolosis?

Logolosis by kikel December 15, 2008

Lolologist 

Someone who has incredible mastery in the sciences of Lolology. Very few lolologists are left, and it is a dangerous field of study. Mostly due to lolitus, a highly contagious illness where people lol so hard they poo their pants repeatedly until they die. Lolology was discovered by Figmund Sreud and later expanded on by famous Lolologist Gregory F. Oppenheimer. Oppenhiemer is credited for being german and discovering the "lol particle".

Stephanie: "so what does phil do?"
Rob: "oh... hes a Lolologist."
Stephanie: "OH WOW A LOLOLOGIST???? I'M GOING TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE BECAUSE I'M SO IMPRESSED"
Rob: "sigh... i wish i was cool enough to be a Lolologist."
Stephanie: "you're right rob, you're too stupid for that"

Lolologist by Lolologist August 5, 2011

logoless 

No logo

Your clothes are logoless

logoless by Leraë June 13, 2020

Logotomised 

When a person identifies with a brand to the degree that the person takes critique of that brand personally.

Jesus! His really been logotomised.

Logotomised by mal303 January 20, 2021