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Logan j is the most bad ass motherfucker you’ll ever meet. He’s hot, sexy, attractive, muscular, and has a two foot shlong dong that ur mom sucks dry every week. He is popular at school and gets all the bitches no matter what. But don’t piss him for because he has the power of anime on his side. First he will fuck you up so hard you won’t move for a week. Then He will move on to your sister. Secretly she loves these short little sessions of him railing her tight ass with his two foot dong. When he’s done there will be pools of c*m all over the floor. So he calls the milf cleaning lady and they have a threesome. So that basically sums up a Logan. He’s also sort of a chad and a huge simp.
Damn look at that Logan j
Oh no Logan’s j going to fuck you up real hard
I heard that Logan j has a two foot shlong dong
Logan j by badboisUpReMe May 7, 2022

logan jackson 

Tall white nigga who is always on his phone fixing his hair and texting his girlfriend who is always throwing his nuts around
Ahhh Logan Jackson stop throwing you nuts at me
logan jackson by Toreanking February 3, 2020

Logan James

A kind-hearted, loving man who makes one happy with his attentiveness and desire to please. Wonderfully handsome and incredibly sexy, he oozes sex appeal. Often brilliant at making love. Fancied by all women that set eyes on him. Sometimes too easily led astray but quick to realise his mistakes and try to make amends. Very intelligent. Sometimes pompous but not overly so. Sensitive. Funny. Brave. Strong. Gorgeous. Loves lists. A brilliant father and someone any lady would be proud to call their husband.
Handsome perfect godsent angel lovelogan james
Logan James by LogansCountryBaby October 28, 2013

Logan Johnson

A very unique individual. They love food. Works at McDonald's. Often uses the term gimme food now or I kill you.
Logan Johnson by Lil' jimmy December 21, 2018

Logan Joiner

That one ginger kid that is always just there in the background.
Dude there's a Logan Joiner lurking out by your car
Hey did that Logan Joiner just take your wallet?
Dude that Logan Joiner just shit on my car!!
Logan Joiner by CarlZeiss June 16, 2012

Logan Johnson

A skin disease that an individual will get on there neck, It is not contagious, but it is incurable. This skin disease will not hurt the host in any way, shape or form. Most doctors will not know about this skin disease because only a select seven will get this disease.
This Logan Johnson on my neck makes it awkward to receive hickeys.

Logan Jeannette 

Logan Jeannette is plat in ones twos and threes
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