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Logan Garner 

Logan Garner is someone funny, incredibly sweet ONLY when you get to know him. He’s someone who is so loving when he wants to be. He’s a little closed off but once you get to know him or you’re pretty good friends with him, he opens up a little more. He like corn hole and is really good at golf, so he says. He’s just an amazing person in my eyes. It sucks because i was one of his closest friends, one of his only friends really. He was always so nice to me and nothing but such a genuine person. We could have a conversation going for hours without there being any silence. no awkwardness what so ever. He used to make me laugh so hard to the point of tears in my eyes. He loves “your mom” and that’s what she said jokes, pretty good at making them too. (but not as good as me) Hes competitive. But not the sore loser type competitive. He’s the type of competitive i love. The type that would just mess with you playfully but still take whatever he’s doing serious. He’s determined. He could make me feel better instantly, and i could never stay mad at him. Hes really smart too. He used to give me all my math answers. He’s someone you can count on. Someone you can trust with anything. I used to be someone he cared about deeply. But i destroyed all of that, and i don’t think i’ll ever get back. And that really sucks. So Logan, i miss you so incredibly much. I wish you could see that. I’m so sorry for everything that happened and just want things to be the way they used to. My second half.
Logan Garner, i’m sorry.
-Jane
Logan Garner by buckandruger August 31, 2021
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026