Logan :) 

A man with a VERY big penis. Also referred to as "Mr Shlong" and "Big Dick Man", Logan is an a person who's dick knows no boundaries. All Logans suffer from what is known as "Horse Cock Syndrome" where their cock is so long that it lays on the floor whilst in the shower. If you know a Logan, you know its true.

"Uh oh, here comes Mr Shlong!"
" Oh my! Look at Logan :)"

Logan :) by TotallyNotLogan November 14, 2022

Logan 

It is an incomprehensible entity. It cannot be stopped. If you see it, you have already died. You cannot bargain, you cannot run, you cannot hide. It is always approaching

OH FUCK, OH SHIT, IS THAT LOGAN? OH FUCK, TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEM, GOODBYE GERALD, I’LL SEE YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE

Logan by gerald’s best friend April 27, 2021

Logan 

Illegal

Logan is illegal

Logan by Analgrease November 13, 2018

Logan 

he has a absolute shlong dong and will rail you sister

logan rails women so hard

Logan by deepdickernumber69 December 23, 2020

Logan 

Big booty

Tall

Can’t tell if your blonde or brunette

Stupid

Can be smart

Smashes head

Definitely has a “9 inch peepee”
Complains

Needs to get a gf

Logan: I have no gf

No one cares

Logan by Ruueueijdjsjs March 5, 2021

Logan 

So there's this guy named Logan, and he's really cool. He does strange things, like eat small children, but he's also really nice and a great friend. He may be the destroyer of universes, but his son Emerson, the destroyer of world's, still loves him. Logan is one of the best guys you'll ever meet and make sure to never insult him, because he will break your kneecaps with a blunt object.

Logan...that's kinda weird...

Logan by jessisawkward March 27, 2016

Logan 

A good guy to be around. Usually shy at first but nice in general. He is smart, creative and can lack common sense sometimes. The best guy to hang around.

Logan is the best guy around.

Logan by MrFuzzyBun April 23, 2018