Lofs

Legible on first sight.
Making a sentence understandable on the first read so that the reader doesn't have to read it multiple times to understand it.

Person 1: Did you see the new Godzilla movie i'll watch it i'll take a shower now.
Person 2: Bro can you make your sentence more lofs. I'm having a lot of trouble understanding it.

Lofs by Nova2089 February 25, 2024

lofsky 

A slang term for weed. Comes from the character 'Budlofsky' from Pineapple Express. Instead of saying "bud", say "lofsky", to cover up the word's true meaning. Used mostly in North Jersey

Alright, Molner, no funny business there's a large amount of lofsky in the car.

lofsky by covenant 525 January 21, 2011

lofstfu 

Acronym for "laughing out fuck shut the fuck up." This is a contraction of lofl with stfu and is meant to express incredulity and amusement while sounding totally ridiculous.

Tay: I just leveled 10 times in the past hour in WOW and I have like 50k armor!
Lo: lofstfu!

lofstfu by lofstfuer December 29, 2004

LOFSAC 

lofsac: verb, adj., acronym.
Lying On Floor Staring At Ceiling.

Those moments you're listening to a certain type of song that causes you to completely lose yourself in the moment/in the song, & makes you want to just get on the floor, stare at the ceiling and lie there, blasting the song on some speakers.

People can have playlists full of lofsac songs & can spend days just lofsac-ing.

Alternative term (for outdoors-y people): lofsas - Lying On Floor Staring At Sky/Stars

"Duuude, that song is sooo lofsac."

"Did you get lots of work done yesterday?"
"Nah man, just lofsac-ed all day."

"I'm feeling so crap, I don't wanna do anything..."
"Come over and we can get lofsac-ing"

LOFSAC by QTπ94 June 1, 2014

lofstrom 

The most amazing family line a human being could possibly come across

Wow look it's the lofstroms

lofstrom by Amazeballs2082 June 9, 2018

lofse

The end result of sneezing while trying to type the word love. Lofse can be a more sentimental way of saying "I love you" to your significant other. Or just a goofy way.

Hi my Lofse!

lofse by Derek.A January 30, 2009

Lofsan 

The sexiest, most beautiful girl you will ever meet, her eyes are like crystals, they shine and are so beautiful you will get stuck staring at her eyes. Her amazing looking hair and her hot body is so sexy that you will be craving for her sexiness. She's also very cute and she will find you as cute too.

She will always be there for you no matter what and you can talk to her about everything. She will understand all of your problems and will help you through your problems and will make you feel good. You can always trust her and if you want to talk to her you can call her at anytime of the day. She won't judge you and will always respect your choices and will support you in them. She will have a hard time opening up for you but once she opens up for you she's the most lovely and supportive girl that you will find. She's very dominant and also very popular by the boys and the girls at school. If she wants you she will get you. She's loyal and will stick to one guy at the time because she knows what it feels like to be crushed and left alone. When you first meet her you will find that she's sweeter and sexier than you thought and you will fall in love with her at the first sight.

She's also very good and experienced in bed so you will have a good time in there too, She knows alot about it and will always please you in bed. She loves to experiment with sex and that's what makes her so fun and special.

Example 1
Person 1: ''She's so nice, we talked all night and she's really interesting''
Person 2: ''I bet her name is Lovisa''

Example 2
Person 1: ''Lovisa was so good last night, i wanna have kids with her and my kids will have her genes''
Person 2: ''Do it, she seems like a really nice girl and i hope you will stick to her because she will stick to you too''

Example 3
Person 1: ''OMG! Lofsan is so fucking cute, i really need to take her out on dinner and introduce her to my parents''
Person 2: '' Your parents will love her''

Lofsan by ThatNoLife October 11, 2017