Lock-off
When you're with a peng ting and 'Logan' comes in and says 'I know how to eat pussy' and steals your girl, therefore 'locking off' your dick. Like 'blue balls'
Lock-off by Stokesey2002 June 19, 2016
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lock it off
lock it off by Hannah green January 12, 2017
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lock me off
*Girl 1 betrays Girl 2's trust* (Let's say Girl 1 slept with Girl 2's boyfriend and they were best friends beforehand)
Girl 2: Lock me off eh gyul yuh too dutty and stink wit yuh self. (Stop talking to me, you are an untrustworthy person!).
Girl 3: U n Girl 1 stop talk awah? (Are you and Girl 1 still talking to each other?)
Girl 2: No ah lock she off long time. (I stopped speaking to her a while ago).
Girl 2: Lock me off eh gyul yuh too dutty and stink wit yuh self. (Stop talking to me, you are an untrustworthy person!).
Girl 3: U n Girl 1 stop talk awah? (Are you and Girl 1 still talking to each other?)
Girl 2: No ah lock she off long time. (I stopped speaking to her a while ago).
lock me off by trinislang September 16, 2017
I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK
turn it off then
person1: I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK.
person of infinite knowledge: just turn it off
person1: thankyou, is there anyway i can repay you for this kindness?
person of infinite knowledge: ligma.
person1: wha-
person of infinite knowledge: LIGMA BALLS!
person of infinite knowledge: just turn it off
person1: thankyou, is there anyway i can repay you for this kindness?
person of infinite knowledge: ligma.
person1: wha-
person of infinite knowledge: LIGMA BALLS!
I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK by AAAHHHHHH IM STUCK IN Caps..oh July 11, 2021
Poppin' off the lock
Alternative to "off the chain" usually used to described a party
ALT.A virgin who is about to give it up
ALT.A virgin who is about to give it up
Poppin' off the lock by J.C.G June 7, 2007
snap the key off in the lock
when you are having a poo and you "snap the key off in the lock" it breakes off so you loose all your ground and suddenly gravity has no affect on your poo resulting in working harder
Gwen: how was your poo dear?
James: yes dear quite Satisfying up untill
i snaped the key off in the lock!
James: yes dear quite Satisfying up untill
i snaped the key off in the lock!
snap the key off in the lock by Brett Nielsen May 16, 2005
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