Definitions by Paintbait

Kansas Kiwi 

It's when the gerbil (or other small mammal) crawls back out of the rectum

"So when the Kansas kiwi...you know... is it dry and crusty when it emerges?"
"No. No, it's wet."

Kansas Kiwi by Paintbait August 8, 2020

lobsterback 

The "Elite" Player model in the game "Halo 2", the definition's origin is unknown (Though thought to have originated by some member of the GAMEFAQS forums), but it is a derogatory reference to the cumbersome nature of the player model and what it looks like from behind at a distance. lobstervision Refers to the lobsterback's HUD.

Look at all these lobsterbacks!

lobsterback by Paintbait June 11, 2006

Lobstervision 

Lobstervision refers to the color and composition of the Heads-up Display (HUD) for the "Covenant Elite" Player Model in Halo 2.

Oh Mah Gahd, I'm lookin' at it through the lobstervision!

Lobstervision by Paintbait June 11, 2006