Lobsterish 

A mofo who is grabby

That mofo be lobsterish!

grabby
touchy

Lobsterish by Tia Kell May 10, 2014

vag lobsters 

A term used to describe particularly large and prominent lice of the pubic region on a woman. See also: crabs

"I was about to go down on this girl but then I came up with a mouthful of vag lobsters"

vag lobsters by Sgt pussyface September 8, 2017

lobsters 

Phoebe Buffay's theory that lobsters link claws and mate for life.

The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life.

Phoebe: (in reference to Ross and Rachel) hang in there, it's gonna happen
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.. come on your guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. ... you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws

lobsters by ohitssunny February 28, 2010

Lobstering 

When you jerk someone off with and oven mitt.

Susan likes lobstering Seth in between taking muffins out of the oven.

Lobstering by Jamsiey December 31, 2019

Lobsteritis 

A sunburn.

Slather on some SPF when going out in the sun otherwise you'll end up with a case of Lobsteritis!

Lobsteritis by PriscillaGrrr May 25, 2010

Lobstersoap

A bunch of faggots doing things that aren't funny...ever.

Adam: Dude, have you been on lobstersoap recently?

David: Yeah man. The shit sucks and really, those faggots should choke on a cock.

Lobstersoap by Tum ta terp a too December 27, 2010

labia lobsters 

pubic lice or crabs

I went down on this bitch last night. When I looked in the mirror this morning, I had her labia lobsters in my eyebrows.

labia lobsters by unitpro1 January 1, 2010