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Lobsterish

That mofo be lobsterish!

grabby
touchy
by Tia Kell May 10, 2014
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vag lobsters

A term used to describe particularly large and prominent lice of the pubic region on a woman. See also: crabs
"I was about to go down on this girl but then I came up with a mouthful of vag lobsters"
by Sgt pussyface September 8, 2017
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lobsters

Phoebe Buffay's theory that lobsters link claws and mate for life.

The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life.
Phoebe: (in reference to Ross and Rachel) hang in there, it's gonna happen
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.. come on your guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. ... you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws
by ohitssunny February 28, 2010
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Lobstering

When you jerk someone off with and oven mitt.
Susan likes lobstering Seth in between taking muffins out of the oven.
by Jamsiey December 31, 2019
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Lobsteritis

Slather on some SPF when going out in the sun otherwise you'll end up with a case of Lobsteritis!
by PriscillaGrrr May 25, 2010
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Lobstersoap

A bunch of faggots doing things that aren't funny...ever.
Adam: Dude, have you been on lobstersoap recently?

David: Yeah man. The shit sucks and really, those faggots should choke on a cock.
by Tum ta terp a too December 27, 2010
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labia lobsters

I went down on this bitch last night. When I looked in the mirror this morning, I had her labia lobsters in my eyebrows.
by unitpro1 January 1, 2010
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