witide

Short for "what is this I don't even". An incredulous exclamation of confusion, similar to "I don't even know what's going on right now"

Did that dog just start talking? WITIDE.

by perkyshadowgirl January 02, 2010

omib

Stands for "oh my imaginary being". Is typically used as a replacement for other more common acronyms like "omg", by those who do not believe in a higher spiritual power (ie: "god").

Person 1: Omg, did you hear about the recent disaster on the news?
Person 2: Yes! OMIB, those poor people!

by perkyshadowgirl July 08, 2010

lobsterstory

A type of fanfiction written for the TV show Friends centering around true love.

My lobsterstory is about how much Ross and Rachel love each other.
Ross is Rachel's lobster.

by perkyshadowgirl October 13, 2006