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Lobottoming

When the dick is so good…you lose the ability to think.
I was not that into him but after lobottoming he can have my social security number
by Bmcshaffrey October 28, 2023
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Longbottoming

The sometimes slow, sometimes overnight, always surprising transformation of someone, usually a man, from decidedly unattractive to hot as hell a la Matthew Lewis, the actor who played Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter film series.
“Man, Thomas really Longbottomed that summer after high school and now he’s totally fuxable.” “Whatever bitch, he’s actually too good for you now.”

“Taryn Manning really reverse-Longbottomed to Pennsatucky in Orange is the New Black.”

Matthew Lewis, after the original Longbottoming, is now more attractive than all of his former castmates.”
by Punter Scheisse June 24, 2014
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anal lobotomination

When the ghost of christmas past has shoved his dick so far up your anus that penetrated your cerebral cortex, leaving you in a drooling and very retarded state of mind (Much resembling a lobotomy)
Joe: Hey krista you feeling okay today? You look sad.

Krista: It seems I have depression Joe. And I can't stop crying when I watch friends!

Joe: I read about this condition once, it is very likely that you suffered from anal lobotomination as a baby.
by iamanexpert.anus July 15, 2014
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Neville Longbottoming

At one point being super awkward at puberty being good to you and growing up to be super smexy.
He will be Neville Longbottoming through puberty
by The_otaku_geek_lord March 19, 2017
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