LOCOG means Low Cognition - having at best a very basic understanding of a problem or situation. Being stupid or retarded and failing to grasp the essence of anything.
When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).
When a man wears a strap-on facing behind him and fucks two girls simultaneously. One with his dick, and the other with the strap-on. The term originates from the motion in which the man is moving back in forth like a locomotive.
Me and wife decided to explore our sexuality when we called over our next-door neighbor to do a LouisianaLocomotive.
noun: person. one who knows all random things. Adjective: the act of inquiring of one who can find any and all information in less than 15 seconds. Noun: The source of pertinent links to anything you want to know about. Complete with pictures.
"I can't believe you knew that"
"you've been loogled"