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lologram 

A message or other item sent in order to make the recipient lol. Like a candy gram, but with lolz instead of candy.
Oh my God, did you hear Cathy's iguana died? We should send her a lologram to cheer her up.

Why so angry? Does somebody need a lologram?

Chill out dude! Your eyebrows will grow back. I was just trying to give you a lologram.
lologram by The Goddamn Kid March 26, 2008
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lologram 

when you lol so much you become visually impared and things begin to look a bit like holograms.
jamie licked my finger... lologram!
lologram by hooshlag December 30, 2009

lologram 

if you want to rate something's funniness out of ten, you simply use the lologram! LOLOGRAM!
well i'm afraid i'll have to consult the LOLOGRAM on that one!
lologram by lolgirl November 24, 2007

Lologram 

When many people say "lol" at one time.
1:LOL
2:LoL
3:lOl
1: It's a lologram
Lologram by InternationalOralSex November 29, 2013

Lologram Mcswaggerbeast

A word only allowed to be used by someone of power. Used to describe someone as a swag beast.
"Oscar, you are such a Lologram Mcswaggerbeast"

"Brad, you aren't very Lologram Mcswaggerbeast"

lologram mcswaggerbeast

Used to describe a swag beast. Can only be used by someone of power.
"Oscar is a lologram mcswaggerbeast"

"Sutton is not very lologram mcswaggerbeast"

lolography 

the most 'lols' in a given area within a map.
Polk County's lolography shows they have a high amount of lol in their area.
lolography by LOLGUYS March 20, 2008
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