llamathrust

verb
1) to penetrate in intercourse with a half-erect, half-flaccid penis.
2) to half-ass something, and do a half crappy job.

1) Girlfriend to friend: "he was so drunk last night, he llamathrusted me for 2 minutes and then passed out."
2) I llamathrusted my day through work, probably only working for 2 real hours.

llamathrust by walruswords November 1, 2015

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Llamathrust

Sexual act involving spitting and kicking similar to a llama. The spitting can be done by the male or female sexual partner, kicking is normally only done by the female.

"Hey man did that chick you take home last night go hard?" "she was awesome until she started to llamathrust, now I have spit in my hair and I'm covered in bruises from the kicking!"

Llamathrust by dirtystuff April 22, 2015

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Llama Thrust

A future alternative to Horsepower.

How many Llama Thrust in that 2020 Prius?

Llama Thrust by Foreign_Prophet January 16, 2018

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Llama Thrust

Going intense speeds, Doing something crazy or all around epic

I'm about to Llama Thrust this bitch
I was Llama Thrusting through the 6 with my woes

Llama Thrust by KingLlamaDon April 25, 2015

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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