Definitions by Foreign_Prophet

The Pepperoni Paradox

When the low grade pepperoni outperforms the high grade pepperoni; this expands across different product types that the standard was set by the original lower grade iteration.

Cigars is a great example of The Pepperoni Paradox.

The Pepperoni Paradox by Foreign_Prophet March 25, 2026

Malenicity

The male qualities that resemble that of a humanoid version of a great white shark.

I was seduced by Dexter’s malenicity.

Malenicity by Foreign_Prophet November 24, 2024

Henrinald’s Paradox 

The act of being extremely profitable by not taking actual profits.

The business plan was basically a personification of Henrinald’s Paradox.

Henrinald’s Paradox by Foreign_Prophet May 12, 2023

Goofled 

When you go full force into your girl’s gooch (space in between the vagine and anus), causing the antithesis of an orgasm.

No cap, I goofled, my girl last night. Fr fr.

Goofled by Foreign_Prophet July 29, 2022

Smoody Face 

When you are completely befuddled at a question you were just asked...

Frank had his Smoody Face after he was asked for the square root of 78.

Smoody Face by Foreign_Prophet June 11, 2021

Llama Thrust 

A future alternative to Horsepower.

How many Llama Thrust in that 2020 Prius?

Llama Thrust by Foreign_Prophet January 16, 2018

Rape Delay 

When a women calls rape, usually on someone famous at the peek of their career, days, or years after the supposed rape.

Also happens when the rapee doesn’t get a call back after a week or so...

That baller got called out for Rape Delay.

Rape Delay by Foreign_Prophet January 14, 2018