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1. A person who manages to find imperfection in all females, hot or not, thus never capitalizing on sexual opportunities.

2. Elitiest, Wanna-be Socialite.

Bill pulled a Litwin when he mentioned he wouldn't give Pamela Anderson the time of day, because she had man hands.

Example of a Litwin: "Man, I'd never do Jessica Alba because her nostrils are too flared.
Litwin by Brandy Butler May 18, 2008
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The greatest insult that can be given to any hockey player. Said player must have a girlfriend.
Guy 1: Sorry guys I have to go hang out with my girlfriend so thats why im leaving now.
Guy 2: Alright Litwin!
Litwin by YHS Hockey March 30, 2010
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littington 

Person 1: did you see the football game last night?
Person 2: yeah it was littington
littington by Sc: kalebmanciaz11 August 22, 2017
Uncontrollable diarrhea that results in frequent visits to the office washroom.
Lee had a terrible case of the lirwins so was sent home early.
lirwins by waterloorotty October 18, 2008
Relaxing and reading a piece of literature; reading a book.
Litting by Vaillajus January 4, 2009

Josh Litwinko 

Usually a fat ass guy who is kind to most people, genuinely a lovely person, friends with most
You acting like a Josh Litwinko
Josh Litwinko by Ben Wild69 May 28, 2021

litvinczuk

Strong, and determined. Anyone who is known with this name never gives up and puts their best foot forward. They will rush to aid anyone in need and you always see them being helpful in anyway possible. One of the greatest people you will come in contact with.
Your such a Litvinczuk!
litvinczuk by chad00 September 22, 2021