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1. A person who manages to find imperfection in all females, hot or not, thus never capitalizing on sexual opportunities.

2. Elitiest, Wanna-be Socialite.

Bill pulled a Litwin when he mentioned he wouldn't give Pamela Anderson the time of day, because she had man hands.

Example of a Litwin: "Man, I'd never do Jessica Alba because her nostrils are too flared.
by Brandy Butler May 18, 2008
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The greatest insult that can be given to any hockey player. Said player must have a girlfriend.
Guy 1: Sorry guys I have to go hang out with my girlfriend so thats why im leaving now.
Guy 2: Alright Litwin!
by YHS Hockey March 30, 2010
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