Little J

When you masterbate and cum in your belly button. Due to the difficulty, it usually results in someone cumming on their chest.

I just took 5 minutes to Little J before my friends came over.

Little J by ISleptWithYourSister December 9, 2020

Little J-Hole

One who works on a tow boat and eats crayons…

WARNING
WARNING
WARNING
DO NOT OFFER THEM SHOTS OF TEQUILA
THEY WILL NOT DO THEM

Yo!
Let’s do shots - pass the Jose Cuervo… Nah
Little J-Hole is a twat and won’t do any

Little J-Hole by JohnnyBrazzer January 4, 2024

Little Johnny Rickfield 

Andy Biersack's stage name when he was younger.

Now entering the kitchen, Little Johnny Rickfield!

Little Johnny Rickfield by Lani Cupcake Massacre July 31, 2011

little joe 

Little Joe is actually a Hard 4 in craps. A Hard 4 is two twos. While Little Joe is commonly mistaken as any 4, being 3-1 or 1-3, it is exclusively the Hard 4.

I won $175 on my $25 Little Joe.

little joe by sinktank July 22, 2006

little josher 

a person who is socially awkward, stupid,and a perv.

Boy#1: Hey!!!!!!
Boy#2: Wat!
Boy#1: Wanna see something cool
Boy#2: Ok?
(Boy#1 shows hentai to Boy#2)
Boy#2: WTF is Dis
Boy#1: It's hentai, it's freakin' awesome
Boy#2 Ur such a freakin' LITTLE JOSHER

little josher by Midnight Rebellion November 20, 2010

little jacob 

a rasta jamaican in GTA IV. probably the coolest guy ever. you can hang out with him, buy guns, or deliver packages for him. when he enters your car the ganja smoke pours out.

i and i was wit me bredren, little jacob, and we be listen ta Top Down by da man swizz beats, seen?

little jacob by CircaZetta210 May 15, 2008

little johnny 

The main character in many jokes, he's often misshearing words and telling them to others in distasteful ways. Known for giving his teachers terrible times, as he uses foul language, and makes sexual references. He often walks in on his parents in bed, or discovers his mother with the milkman. An all around bastard of a child.

Sometimes the jokes are twisted to feature Little Susie, or Sally, depending on the narrator. She's usually just as bad.

Esther Cohen was testing her 2nd grade class's imagination. She put her hand in a box, removed something without the class seeing what it was, put her hand behind and asked "Class I am holding something in my hand, its round, red and is edible, what is it?

Several hands went up.

Esther said, "Yes Robert".

Robert, "Is it an apple?"

Esther replied, "No Robert. Who else can try?"

Peter called out, "It's an orange."

The young teacher said, "No."

James shouted, "It's a tomato!"

"Very good James, that's correct," the teacher answered.

Little Johnny's hand shot up as he said "Miss Cohen, I also want to test the class's imagination."

Esther, reluctant to call on Johnny due to his propensity to use foul language, said "Okay, go ahead".

Johnny putting his hand in his trousers pocket says, "I am holding something in my hand, its three inches long and has a head, what is it?"

The class was quiet and no one had their hand up. The teacher thought quickly and said in a disgusted voice, "Johnny sit down and keep quiet. I don't want any of your silly jokes."

Johnny, smiling removes his hand from his pocket and says, "It's a match stick, Miss Cohen. You have a lot of imagination."

little johnny by ~Tamal August 9, 2006