A spoken language based off of English, where the first letter/sound of each word is switched with a letter/sound of another word in the sentence or phrase.
Also known as a "spoonerism"
"swetter litching" = letter switching
"kurger bing" = burger king "yan cou stunderand sut whi ay?" = Can you understand what I say?
AKA "Letter Switching", the simple act of taking the first two letters of two words and switching their places. This can be used with names also. It gives sentences and/or names a funny twist, and you can possibly get away with this "secret language" in certain situations. (Originated in Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin)
(Ex 1)
Ryan: hey Charles, let's go buck some fitches
Charles: what?
Ryan: I mean, let's go fuck some bitches. Sorry, I'm used to "Swetter Litching"
(Ex 2)
Paul: the football game was crazy, Bom Trady threw an interception to end the game
Derek: who?
Paul: Tom Brady, haven't you heard of "Swetter Litching"?
Derek: no, but it sounds fun! I'm going to start doing it
Latching is a term referring to the action of a smaller male grasping a tall female as if he was climbing her like a tree. He Latches himself around her from the back by hooking his feet around her and his arms around her tightly as if he doesnts want to fall off. Commonly the male turns his head in a jerking matter at anyone that comes close to mark his territory.
Nate: Hey Megan lets get to latching?
Megan: Hell yeah climb me baby.
"DTL (Down To Latch): Like being down to fuck but instead latch."
Used to describe a female who is willing to perform sexual acts with anyone and everyone mainly due to her lack in self-confidence and need for acceptance and attention in any and all forms.
Possibly a result of the daddy complex.
That girl blew three guys in one day! She sure is litchin' isn't she?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!