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1. The "third best" RR at the New York MTA (there are only three). A very poorly run organization constantly beset with daily problems that makes millions of people late.

2. A corrupt organization that lies about how well it is doing.
1. The f!$%@'in LIRR was an hour late today - for the fourth time this week.

2. The "On Time Performance" was 96% this month....
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short for Long Island Rail Road

The commuter rail of Long Island. It is larger in number of track miles, trains, stations, employees, and revenue than any other commuter rail in the nation.
Long Island Rail Road, going your way.
LIRR by Rushmore June 13, 2004
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Clean, fresh, comfy, neatl’e fast and on time train system that runs to and from nyc and Long Island with their cool trains like their c3 bilevels and M9 emus
A) the lirr have some nice trains.
B) that train was amazing OOUY!
Lirr by EMD F59PHI October 15, 2024
Ship name of 2 members of One Direction, Liam Payne and Harry Styles.
"Omg Lirry is totally my OTP!"

"Lirry is so underrated!"
Lirry by Lirry_pug_hugs July 14, 2019
A very unique, one of a kind, intelligent, beautiful, special, kind, funny, adorable, and most of all amazing individual. You will never find another human being quite as magnificent as Lirra. But, can also have an insane temper, don't set Lirra off.
Person 1: "I wish I was super awesome."
Person 2: "Oh you mean like Lirra."
Person 1: "Yes!"
Lirra by Cbeezy27 January 23, 2017

lirrence 

The lighter.
"Pass me the lirrence so I can smoke the bong Ive got packed up."
lirrence by Diego September 14, 2003

Lirreson 

A guy who is ready to face everything just to make it in life. He's caring, loving, passionate, soft hearted, never gets tired in bed and above all God fearing. He likes slim cute girls and dislikes plump girls.
Did you see Lirreson?
answer yes he passed by this morning with that wonderful appearance.
Lirreson by Khid_Montana June 2, 2017
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