Lipstick Dipstick 

When getting a blowjob, have said girl put on fresh lipstick. Then get her to go as far down as possible before closing her mouth. The lipstick will make a mark, and the game is now on to try and beat that mark. This makes getting head FUN!!!!

Man, I'd like to play lipstick dipstick with her. I bet she'd get a new high score.

Lipstick Dipstick by anduarin July 14, 2010

lipstick dipstick 

A term for a male canine erection, as it can often resemble lipstick when it is ready to be applied.

Dude, your dog had a full on lipstick dipstick for my leg.

lipstick dipstick by Bourbon and Galushtas April 7, 2023

lipstick on your dipstick 

Does this really need an explanation? It seems to be used primarily when lecherous drunks are sitting at a bar and a hot bitch walks in.

(Drunks talking in a bar as the hot bitch walks in)...

"Damn, Frank. Check out what just came in the door! Man.... How'd you like to get her lipstick on your dipstick?"

lipstick on your dipstick by Frank Klaune January 27, 2005

Lipstick on my Dipstick

Lipstick on my Dipstick is the remnant of lipstick that a girl leaves on your raging hard-on after giving you a blowjob and throat-gasm.

When I got back to our dorm-room, Matt noticed that I had Lipstick on my Dipstick!

Lipstick on my Dipstick by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

Dipstick and Lipstick 

John McCain and Sarah Palin

Don't waste your vote on ol' Dipstick and Lipstick.

Dipstick and Lipstick by Obama Mama October 30, 2008