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Liplocked Gridlock 

When traffic is stalled at a signal because people in the first car are too busy kissing to notice that the light ahs changed.
The people in the car in front of us was kissing at a stoplight and didn't notice that the light was green which caused a Liplocked Gridlock.
Liplocked Gridlock by sharky79 March 23, 2010

Prom Night Limo Liplock 

When the Prom dance is over and you and your date are riding in the limo around town..she goes to give you a blow job and your foreskin gets caught in her braces. After a few minutes of panic and fear you realize that you need to tell the chauffer to go to the nearest Emergency room. The chauffer takes you there and then you beg him to go get a Doctor(cuz you and your date can't really move). The Doctors and Nurses come (but you don't) and have to perform a quick surgery in the limo. Then they make a call to your parents at about 1:00am.
Amy didn't plan on winning Prom Queen so she left early to enjoy a Limo ride with Blake and it didn't turn out so well. Her dad was furious about what happened and poor Blake is still bedded up at the hospital from the Prom Night Limo Liplock.
"There's was a liplock to remember."
liplock by free_me July 6, 2006
The pressing of the lips tightly to something or to take orally.
Yolanda put a liplock on Reverend Farnsworth that was anything but chaste.
liplock by harry flashman July 25, 2003
The grand stands in Marblehead Ma. where faggot teens go to "pack a lip" or use chewing tobaco and look badass because they're 16 and 17 and not really allowed to use tobaco until they're 18.
yo dude i packed at liptown yeasterday

no way bro u get a buz

no not anymore ive packed 4 lips a day for 5 years, I HAVE MOUTH CANCER YEAAA
Liptown by The Tree7635 August 23, 2009