Theres nothing noble or brave about taming captive animals. Lion tamers are about as chicken shit as bullfighters, except they dont kill the lion in front of a crowd.
Lion tamers often brag about what they do with captive animals, it's not something to brag about.
You crack a whip, scaring the chick into spreading her legs
then you ram your head down her coochie where she proceeds to open and close her legs over and over while yelling RRRAWWWRRR
1)Before Barnum and Bailey ran away to join the circus, they had a brief stint in German Fetish Porn, where they mastered the art of lion taming.
2)Susan wanted to go to the zoo i said bitch don't u know I am broke as fuck i then cracked my whip and gave her the angry lion tamer.
An uncommon yet effective wrestling move in which the tamer makes a "thumbs-up" with one hand and forcefully rams his opposable digit into the anus of the the tamee. This maneuver often causes a painful sphincteral contraction resulting in stunning the opponent and allowing a split second to either escape submission or get the adversary in an inescapable hold.
One must be wary of their opponent when considering a lion tamer. If the target is particularly loose in the anal cavity, the maneuver may prove ineffective. In this event, all present may hear a "popping" noise upon removal of the tamer's thumb due to the suction of the tamee's rectum. This is typically an indication the tamer's last resort has proved anticlimactic and he/she will most likely lose the match.
We were certain Keith had won the match until Kevin unexpectedly performed the lion tamer.
An uncommon yet effective wrestling move in which the tamer makes a "thumbs-up" with one hand and forcefully rams his opposable digit into the anus of the the tamee. This maneuver often causes a painful sphincteral contraction resulting in stunning the opponent and allowing a split second to either escape submission or get the adversary in an inescapable hold.
One must be wary of their opponent when considering a lion tamer. If the target is particularly loose in the anal cavity, the maneuver may prove ineffective. In this event, all present may hear a "popping" noise upon removal of the tamer's thumb due to the suction of the tamee's rectum. This is typically an indication the tamer's last resort has proved anticlimactic and he/she will most likely lose the match.
We were certain Keith had won the match until Kevin unexpectedly performed the lion tamer.