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Anybody with the last name Linscott are the greatest people alive. They are better then anyone with the last Smith, Johnson, Stansell, Heermans,Hoffman, Hoffland, etc. just greater than anyone!!!!
Linscotts are the greatest people.
Linscott by Jack Linscott August 3, 2007
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linspire 

Linspire is a desktop operating system based on linux. Linspire offers a warehouse of software called CNR (Click-n-Run) which makes it easy and fast to install software.
Money saving, fast, and easy.
linspire by Creeper January 24, 2005
Aka the swaggiest person known to man kind, Kas. He is sooooo coolllll we <3 em
“llnspo is soooooo cool.” “I know right!”
llnspo by Dinahatestoddlers July 14, 2021
A person who many ladies find attractive with his staunch Demeanour. Doesn’t say much and not one for long term relationships.
Omg this guy at my work is so good looking but I know he’s to hard to keep. He’s a bit of a Linston.
Linston by Loverboyandshaqgirl November 22, 2021

linsomnia 

The inability to fall asleep due to being upset over a bad jeremy lin performance
After the Heat game I didn't sleep for 2 weeks due to linsomnia
linsomnia by Lin John May 9, 2012
noun: an obese man's tiny weiner..

l in s ton

1 in. 5 ton

the obese individual's cock is only 1 inch long, but it's so fat that it still weighs 5 tons.

(this originated in barrhaven, ontario. fuck anyone who says otherwise)
commenting on fat dude walking by: that fat dude right there's got a linston for sure
linston by you_know_me_613 March 7, 2010
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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