Linston 

A person who many ladies find attractive with his staunch Demeanour. Doesn’t say much and not one for long term relationships.

Omg this guy at my work is so good looking but I know he’s to hard to keep. He’s a bit of a Linston.

Linston by Loverboyandshaqgirl November 22, 2021

linston 

noun: an obese man's tiny weiner..

l in s ton

1 in. 5 ton

the obese individual's cock is only 1 inch long, but it's so fat that it still weighs 5 tons.

(this originated in barrhaven, ontario. fuck anyone who says otherwise)

commenting on fat dude walking by: that fat dude right there's got a linston for sure

linston by you_know_me_613 March 7, 2010

Pull a linton 

v.
The act of making a quick restroom break to relieve bladder pressure, usually immediately prior to leaving for a group lunch.

Also see: Pull a big linton, Pull a full linton

Hey guys, I'm going to pull a linton real quick, I'll meet you in the parking structure.

Pull a linton by Crunky42 June 23, 2010

Lilly Linton 

The sarcastic, hilarious, smoking hot female lead of the Storm and Silence series. She can pull off looking like a guy and can fool everyone. She's such a badass queen and will leave you questioning your sexuality. She also loves chocolate, is thicc, and has a pair of socks in her pants. Lilly's also the richest dude's "little Ifrit" and private secretary hehehe.

Be careful of Lilly Linton's revolver! She can easily blow your brains out!

Lilly Linton by raynaaaa June 4, 2021

Pull a linton 

v. Any 2-5 minute holdup when leaving for lunch, usually it is using the bathroom but it can be anything.

Steve: Lets go. Hey wait, where's Mike?
Anjali: He had to Pull a Linton.
Steve: What?!? I just saw him in the bathroom 15 minutes ago. Does he have an enlarged prostate?
Anjali: No, he's just hitting the ATM for 40 bucks.
Steve: OK, cool. He's probably tapped out from making it rain last night.

Pull a linton by ILuv5318008 July 6, 2010

Linton 

1. To sparkle and shine like God's own glitterball (adj)
2. To spin in a rushing haze of euphoria (v)
3. A person with outstanding charisma and wit.

1. He's wearing so much glitter, could he BE any more linton?
2. Wow I was at the rave and I was proper lintoned.
3. Tall, Dark, Handsome, a real linton.

Linton by MeatyLinda October 8, 2010

Linton 

- linton is a cool all round going guy.
- sooper nice.
- so sexy.
- really funny and can seduce people like a greek god.
- gets chicks.
- likes to experiment.
- people wish and dream about him.

wish i was linton

Linton by elephant123456smaller July 7, 2011