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Linga-ling 

Something weird you want to show or something you want to show that can be a bit offensive
I wanna show you something linga-ling.
Linga-ling by petete the pipe June 30, 2023
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Linga Ling 

Meant to suggest sexual activity is in the horizon—or, at least a possibility. Alternatively, there may be sexual tension between two individuals that may or may not culminate in a sexual act;However, the interest in there.
“So, how was your date last night with J? Any Linga Ling?” “Oh my! Did you see that guy that just walked by? Linga ling.... for sure!!!!
Linga Ling by Casiopea January 17, 2019

Linga Ling 

Meant to suggest sexual activity is in the horizon—or, at least a possibility. Alternatively, there may be sexual tension between two individuals that may or may not culminate in a sexual act;However, the interest in there.
“So, how was your date last night with J? Any Linga Ling?” “Oh my! Did you see that guy that just walked by? Linga ling.... for sure!!!!
Linga Ling by Casiopea January 17, 2019

Ling Ling 

Ling Ling is the king of music. He can play any instrument, without any sacrilegious suspicions.
I thought you were practicing! Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day, yet you are going nowhere. My son, you are a failure!
Ling Ling by earthlingalien January 26, 2019

Quan Ling Ling Dingle

Quan Ling Ling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died.

Ling Ling 

Someone who will always be better than you, no matter what you do. TwoSetVioin created this meme, saying that Ling Ling practiced 40 hours a day. They have numerous posts on people doing the Ling Ling challenge, challenges where you have to play a piece but ______. Some examples of it are: playing with a hula hoop as well, double the speed, or playing with your non-dominant hand.
You: Yeah, I got 1st place in all of the contests, no biggie
Friend: Wow, impressive! But did you know that Ling Ling got 1++++st place? He practices 40 hours a day.
Ling Ling by rejoyce March 27, 2019

Ling Ling 

The epitome of peak performance; a mythical character that even defies logic itself in the world of skill comparison. No matter who you are or what you do, there will always be a Ling Ling who is above your level. Ling Ling has been better than you and always will be better than you.
Ling Ling practices for 40 hours a day; you will never achieve what he has at 5 years old.
Ling Ling by Pyroglyphics November 17, 2018
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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