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Lindaing 

Talking in a conversation, normally via sms, and the recipient has no idea what is going on. This results in idiotic replies.
"I'm going to the doctor, I'll text you when im done."
"done what?"
"omg, you're Lindaing again..."
Lindaing by AnnoyedSender August 25, 2011
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lindsying you 

an very very anonying girl who says that guys are cute when they really are not.
"oh my god he is so cute". in reality it he is ugly and the other person says "yo stop lindsaying me".
lindsying you by dvfj February 25, 2005

Lindarying 

Here is a dictionary-style entry for the neologism **"lindayring"**, complete with pronunciation, definition, and a mock Latin etymology:

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**lindayring** *\ˈlɪn.daɪ.rɪŋ* *noun* (slang)

**Definition**:
The act of smoking a Virginia Slim 120 (or 160, in exaggerated usage) cigarette completely from tip to filter without ashing even once, resulting in a single, unbroken column of ash resembling a small black-and-white caterpillar.

**Example**:
"She sat in total silence, lindayring that Slim like it was some sort of meditative rite."

**Usage Note**:
Often associated with an odd sense of pride, tension, or deliberate stillness. May be performed as a party trick, statement of control, or personal ritual. Breakage of the ash before completion is considered a failure.

**Etymology**:
Pseudo-Latin root *linda-* (from the modern name *Linda*, a nod to a timelessly elegant cigarette smoker) + *-yring* (a hybrid gerund form implying ritualistic repetition, playfully mimicking Old English forms).
Faux-Latinized as: *lindyratio uncinatae cinereae*
Linda drove us too fast to the mall, as she was left-hand LINDARYING her Virginia Slim 160 cigarette, ash to bone, ash to tip, tip not ash, ash to mouth.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026