Lindafying 

to put in an extreme state of confusion, almost to the point of mental retardation, to drive crazy

"This homework is Lindafying me!!!"

Lindafying by KatMeal November 16, 2011

Lindaing 

Talking in a conversation, normally via sms, and the recipient has no idea what is going on. This results in idiotic replies.

"I'm going to the doctor, I'll text you when im done."
"done what?"
"omg, you're Lindaing again..."

Lindaing by AnnoyedSender August 25, 2011

lindsying you 

an very very anonying girl who says that guys are cute when they really are not.

"oh my god he is so cute". in reality it he is ugly and the other person says "yo stop lindsaying me".

lindsying you by dvfj February 25, 2005

Lindarying 

Here is a dictionary-style entry for the neologism **"lindayring"**, complete with pronunciation, definition, and a mock Latin etymology:

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**lindayring** *\ˈlɪn.daɪ.rɪŋ* *noun* (slang)

**Definition**:
The act of smoking a Virginia Slim 120 (or 160, in exaggerated usage) cigarette completely from tip to filter without ashing even once, resulting in a single, unbroken column of ash resembling a small black-and-white caterpillar.

**Example**:
"She sat in total silence, lindayring that Slim like it was some sort of meditative rite."

**Usage Note**:
Often associated with an odd sense of pride, tension, or deliberate stillness. May be performed as a party trick, statement of control, or personal ritual. Breakage of the ash before completion is considered a failure.

**Etymology**:
Pseudo-Latin root *linda-* (from the modern name *Linda*, a nod to a timelessly elegant cigarette smoker) + *-yring* (a hybrid gerund form implying ritualistic repetition, playfully mimicking Old English forms).
Faux-Latinized as: *lindyratio uncinatae cinereae*

Linda drove us too fast to the mall, as she was left-hand LINDARYING her Virginia Slim 160 cigarette, ash to bone, ash to tip, tip not ash, ash to mouth.

Lindarying by Chezley Moraine Montague IV June 29, 2025