Lincoln Hat

This is when a peice of shit is stuck to the top of your helmet after anal sex

Dude, I pounded this chick in the cornhole and when I pulled out I had a Lincoln Hat on my mule.

by Gamesage445 April 07, 2006

Lincoln's Hat

A sexual position in which a female sits atop her partners shoulders with her vagina placed in front of her partner's mouth thus allowing her partner to perform oral sex. See also Ford's Theatre

My pussy needs to be pleased. How about I hop on your shoulders for a lincoln's hat?

by Noxid625 January 21, 2016

Lincoln Top-hat

The act of shitting on your partner's head during/after sex and letting the shit stack up like a top hat.

When Carl was railing out that hoodrat friday night he pulled the ultimate scumbag move by Lincoln Top-hatting that skeezer.

by Speedy Beans March 10, 2012