Definitions by Noxid625

Sloppy Elephant

When a person with a penis tucks their penis between their legs and inserts it into their own ass.

We really gave ourselves a sloppy elephant when we implemented that change no one wanted to use.

Sloppy Elephant by Noxid625 July 8, 2024

Toobin 

The act of masturbating while on a video conference call; specifically when it is believed the camera is muted.

The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin for masturbating on a Zoom video chat between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio last week. Toobin says he did not realize his video was on.

Toobin by Noxid625 October 20, 2020

Ford's Theatre 

A derivative of a Lincoln's Hat with the difference being the female having oral sex performed on her is currently on her period.

I thought I was giving my girlfriend a Lincoln's Hat but only found out after I started that she was on the rag. Turns out I gave her a Ford's Theatre!

Ford's Theatre by Noxid625 May 15, 2016

Lincoln's Hat 

A sexual position in which a female sits atop her partners shoulders with her vagina placed in front of her partner's mouth thus allowing her partner to perform oral sex. See also Ford's Theatre

My pussy needs to be pleased. How about I hop on your shoulders for a lincoln's hat?

Lincoln's Hat by Noxid625 May 2, 2016