3 definitions by Noxid625
A derivative of a Lincoln's Hat with the difference being the female having oral sex performed on her is currently on her period.
I thought I was giving my girlfriend a Lincoln's Hat but only found out after I started that she was on the rag. Turns out I gave her a Ford's Theatre!
by Noxid625 May 7, 2016
The act of masturbating while on a video conference call; specifically when it is believed the camera is muted.
The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin for masturbating on a Zoom video chat between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio last week. Toobin says he did not realize his video was on.
by Noxid625 October 20, 2020
A sexual position in which a female sits atop her partners shoulders with her vagina placed in front of her partner's mouth thus allowing her partner to perform oral sex. See also Ford's Theatre
by Noxid625 January 21, 2016