Definitions by Beigepuppy01

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln. by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025