Limpified

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A state of post limping in which someone has stuck their limp penis inside an asshole, and the person receiving the limpy has squeezed the limp penis with the anus until it gets erect and ejaculates.

Damn! You see how Matt got limpified? Jason almost pink socked him.

Limpified by Philip miasso September 22, 2023

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Liquified Cocaine

Unlike the Liquid Cocaine drink/shot you get at a bar, this is actually the liquified version of pure cocaine.
Liquified Cocaine is basically the simple mixture of Cocaine and some water, mixed together very well. You can also add juices instead for extra flavour.
(It is to note that it is an illegal drug.)

Jonathan: Eyyy, Man.
Bob: Yes, Man?
Jonathan: This new Liquified Cocaine is actually really good! I've heard you can now drink it!
Bob: EYYY, MAN!
Jonathan: IT EVEN REACHES YOUR BRAIN FASTER THAN SNORTING IT!

Liquified Cocaine by JustDacia March 2, 2021

Related Words

Limpified • Lumpified • litified • Larpified • Lickified • Lidgified • linkified • Liquified Cocaine • liquified dopeness • Lithified

litified

The act of a person, place, or thing becoming lit

It's time to get litified

litified by mem1999 May 22, 2016

Lithified

Idiot who can't seem to stop being fucking annoying.

Stop being such a fucking lithified you bitch

Lithified by Lithified September 5, 2020

lupified

carrying oneself in a sophisticated, intellectual, calm, collected, cool, manner; of high class, high quality. educated. exhibiting strength and determination. truth-seeker. unconditional swagger.

Man, all these rappers are trying to become lupified.

Lupe Fiasco, forever lupified.

Lupified is the new black.

lupified by dannadano March 23, 2011

Lumpified

When a beloved game, series, or movie gets reanimated in the style of LumpyTouch, an animator on YouTube. His style is a bit Lovecraftian and disturbing but its all in good meaning.

Bob: Have you seen the new lumpified version of Sonic?
Henry: Yeah! It's a bit disturbing but it looks great!

Lumpified by Pancake Satan July 7, 2019

linkified

When a website says this "URLs will be linkified" Then that means your URL will be highlighted and easily clickable.

I love to see websites linkified to other websites.

linkified by Azzaa October 2, 2007

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026