A type of bathroom emergency similar to diarrhea- however more of a liquid than solid. The most dire excuse to go to the bathroom in any circumstance. A liqishit is all liquid with no chunks. Fuckingnasty.
Jake at the party was drunk as fuck. He ate too much seafood and drank too much Miller Lite. Suddenly, a rumbling started happening in his stomach. Jake waddled over to the Porta Potty and knocked frantically. "I GOT LIQISHITS" he screamed. His bro Brag dashed out of the toilet just in time so that his friend didn't ruin his pants.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.