(LIM-be-cile), noun A corruption of the surname Limbaugh. A contraction of Limbaugh + imbecile. 1. any extremist in total accord with the doctrines, teachings, & dogma of ultra-conservative talk-show host Rush Limbaugh. 2. one who is lacking in reason, or the common powers of understanding. 3. one easily bamboozled by a slick charlatan. 4. a person with little or no judgment, common sense, wisdom, etc. 5. a mentally deficient person with an intelligence quotient ranging from 5 to 15. 6. a person mentally equal to a chicken between three and eight months old; Limbaughcile is the lowest classification of mental deficiency, significantly below 'idiot' and 'moron'. 7. Ditto-head; fool; naive; feeble-minded.
"Tragically, the gullible Limbaughcile often amazed and embarrassed his colleagues when spouting his provincial political opinions".
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"