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Smelling like a Christmas tree 

Damn, Kyle was smelling like a Christmas tree at school today.

light it up like a christmas tree 

Phrase commonly used in the military for blowing the hell out of an enemy position. Plenty of bombs, missles, bullets etc.
They need to go into North Korea and light it up like a christmas tree.

Lit up like a Christmas tree

Being shot a lot in just a few seconds
Person one: *getting shot at in the gulag* Jeez I’m getting lit up like a Christmas tree!

Like a cat on christmas 

A phrase comonly used to express a feeling of happiness or warmth. Can be used when walking into a warm room or when putting on an item of clothing that creats a snug feeling.
Person 1 - *puts a fur coat on* "ooh i feel Like a cat on christmas!"
Person 2 - "You do look like a cat on christmas with such happiness on your face."
Like a cat on christmas by AMEANIE December 1, 2010

Shaking like a nun on Christmas 

An act of shaking with extreme force or violence, similar to how a nun shakes her bootay on Christmas.
You should have seen my friend Wes at prom last night, he was Shaking like a nun on Christmas.

sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance 

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.
"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)